WELCOME SOLDIERS!
AS WE FIGHT FOR OUR SURVIVAL, FROM THE HORDE OF ZOMBIES. THERE ARE SOME RULE WE MUST DISCUSS!
WHAT TO WEAR:
1) NO BAGGY CLOTHES, THINGS THAT CAN EASILY GET STUCK OR GRABBED.
2) NO SKARFS OR TIES!
3) WARM AND MOVEBLE CLOTHES SHOULD BE YOUR FIRST CLOTHING CHOISE.
4) EVERYTHING SHOULD BE EASY TO MOVE IN, SHOES ARE NO EXCEPTION!
WHAT TO BRING:
1) FOOD
2) WATER
3) AMMO
4) _YOUR GUN_
THIS IS THE MOST INPORTENT THING YOU NEED WHEN YOU ARE ON THE RUN. THE ZOMBIES DONT WANT YOU NEW IPOD OR YOUR CAR!
NEVER LET ANYONE DOWN, NEVER BOW, NEVER GIVE UP AND STAND YOUR GROUND! IF YOU FORGET THIS, YOU CAN KISS YOUR ASS GODBYE, FOR IT WILL BE GONE WHEN THE ZOMBIES EAT IT.
YOU SHOULD NEVER BRING MORE THEN YOU CAN HANDLE. THE LAST THING YOU NEED WHEN YOU ARE RUNNING FROM A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES IS A HEAVY BACKPACK. ONLY BRING WHATS TRULY IMPORTENT.
ALWAYS STAY PUT. ONE SECUND IS ALL THE ZOMBIES NEED. ONE SECOND AND YOU MAY ALREADY BE INFECTED BY THE VIRUS, SOON TRANSFORMING YOU INTO A MANEATING DEADASS. IF YOU ARE TO BECOME ONE OF THEM, THE REST OF THE TEAM WILL HAVE ONE MORE ZOMBIE TO KILL, AND ONE LESS PERSON TO HELP. IF THIS MISTAKE IS MADE, YOU CAN NO LONGER CONSIDER YOURSELF AS ONE OF US. TEAM BADASSZOMBIEHUNTERS WILL NO LONGER FIGHT TO PROTECT YOU. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.
ITS THOUGH, BUT THAT IS HOW IT IS MENT TO BE. FIGHTING ZOMBIES ARE NOT AN EASY JOB, AND AS TIME GOES BY, SACRIFICES WILL HAVE BEEN MADE. ONCE YOU JOIN THIS TEAM, THERE IS NO TURNING BACK. WE WILL FIGHT AND WE WILL NOT GIVE UP. KISS YOUR WEAPON AND LOVE AND ADORE IT. TAKE CARE OF IT, AND PROMICE YOU WILL HANDLE IT WITH CARE.
PRAY TO YOUR GOD, COUSE YOU ARE GONNA NEED IT!